LET'S EAT THE RICH

LET’S EAT THE RICH OLIGARCHY BARBECUE PLUTOCRATS IN A STEW

Let's eat the rich with mayonnaise
with humus or with pesto
Let's eat billionaires with tartar sauce This is my manifesto

Let's gobble up the tech tycoons
Boiled, baked or barbecued
All their muscles, fat and marrow
What's left over is cat food

LET’S EAT THE RICH

Pass the fork and pass the knife Let’s eat Jeff Bezos and his wife

There are three thousand billionaires
Two hundred fifty tons of greedy meat
Flanks and steaks and loins and ribs
Six thousand pickled feet

A billion people are hungry
Every day of every year
Let’s feed them first and then we'll watch
Dogs gnawing on dried ears

LET’S EAT EAT EAT THE RICH OLIGARCHY BARBECUE PLUTOCRATS IN A STEW Pass the napkins pass the plates Teriyaki slices of Bill Gates

You can't say we didn't warn 'em "Eat The Rich" has been on signs
Ever since the Queen of France
Suggested cake in 1789

Take your boss to lunch on Monday
and serve him to the workers
Gobbling CEOs on Tuesday
Would very much amuse me

Landlord meat is high in protein
Tasty with rice and beans
Oligarchs like great white sharks Are best eaten grilled, in public parks

Devour them! the ultra-rich Should NOT exist, they’re poisonous Unless they’re cooked completely & served inside a dish

LET’S EAT THE RICH

Let’s use the special silverware When we carve up Elon Musk, the trillionaire

LET'S EAT THE RICH!
LET’S EAT THE RICH

OLIGARCHY BARBECUE PLUTOCRATS IN A STEW

My Girlfriend is a Tankie

My girlfriend is a Tankie, I’m afraid She is aggressive, she possesses me Like an occupying army She is domineering; and I’m a people pleaser Comrade, please.. go easier…

My girlfriend is a Tankie I want gentle evolution She wants savage revolution She is willing to kill But I am stu-stu-stuttering still

I like horizontalism! But she aways wants to be on top! She says Stalin was an excellent cop! I want the state to slowly wither! She wants a swift & bloody spasm! I want cuddling in the morning! She wants a radical orgasm!

My girlfriend is a Tankie I’m afraid The first time we kissed I told her “I’m anarcho-communist” She bit my lip and warned “if I get mad You’ll end up like the sailors at Kronstadt” She wants assassinations, propaganda of the deed I say “Gift Economy is all I need”

We argue about Lenin We argue about Mao I want to gaze into each other’s eyes She prefers to vandalize! She quotes Fidel and Che I quote Dorothy Day

My girlfriend says I’ll never be a winner ‘Cause I only want to organize potluck dinners She views herself as the brutal Vanguard When she talks like this I can’t get hard When I say I love the pacifist Tolstoy She says I’m a useless feeble soy boy

I like horizontalism But she aways wants to be on top She thinks Stalin was an excellent cop I want the state to slowly wither! She wants a bloody spasm! I want cuddling in the morning! She wants a radical orgasm! When I say, “let’s relax in Fiji” She screams, “We need to Free Luigi!”

LAND BACK

Land back to the Cheyenne Land back to the Sioux Land back to Apache That’s what we ought to do

Nebraska back to Pawnee Montana to Blackfeet Give Utah back to Ute, Give creeks back to the Creeks LAND BACK LAND BACK Eastern woods to Iroquois Southern swamps to Seminoles White folks can live underground Like gophers, worms or moles

Great Lakes to Ojibway Great Plains to the Sioux Panhandle to Comanche, that’s what we ought to do LAND BACK TO THE PEOPLE THAT WERE FIRST Northwest streams to Salmon Prairies back to Buffalo Big Basin to the Bighorn Sheep Treetops to the Crow

Nevada to Jackrabbit Wisconsin to the Porcupine Wyoming to the Antelope Idaho to Mountain Lion No Dams should remain unless they were built by Beaver All fresh and shoreline water should be home to Otter

Tennessee for Cherokee Arizona for Navajo Hawaii for Hawaiians… Wyoming? Arapahoe!

Texas for Armadillo, Maine for the Black Bear Raccoon, Coyote, Possum… Can live on garbage anywhere

LAND BACK TO THE PEOPLE THAT WERE FIRST LAND BACK TO THE PEOPLE THAT WERE FIRST

Mount Rushmore - what the fuck is that? It’s a monument to Manifest Destiny Propaganda for White Supremacy It’s a slap in the face To Natives who should own the place Abraham, Teddy, George and Tom Carving their heads on that cliff was wrong Scalp the Presidential faces off the sacred cliff Replace with Native petroglyphs Of Elk, Coyote and Black Bear & Bison grazing everywhere

LAND BACK TO THE PEOPLE THAT WERE FIRST LAND BACK TO THE PEOPLE THAT WERE FIRST

Cowboy Vegan Anarchist

From sunup to sundown I roam the wide prairie I don’t regard Animals as anyone’s “property” I want all captured livestock to be free So I cut open all the fences, I rustle all the herds The ungulates escape, nothing’s left behind except their beefy turds I’m a cowboy vegan anarchist, a comrade in the saddle I liberate the cattle, I help them all skedaddle They won’t get devoured at a barbecue or supper ‘Cause I emancipate them with my wire cutter I am a Meat-less Ranger, a grasslands troubadour There’s a battle going down now, cows are prisoners of war I want us all to live on Planet Herbivore I uncage the bovines, to wander free like crows I hear they’re fornicating now with the buffalos I love cows like a Hindu I hope people dis-continue Chewing on my mooing friends

Dairy queens grow giant udders But they’re only briefly mothers ‘Cause their sons are sold as veal Eaten at disgusting meals Beef male calves avoid this But they’re painfully castrated Their scrotums amputated And gentle mama cows - they do not understand why we burn their flesh with our red hot iron brands I’m a cowboy vegan anarchist, a comrade in the saddle I liberate the cattle, I help them all skedaddle They won’t get devoured at a barbecue or supper ‘Cause I emancipate them with my wire cutter My bronco is named Tonto, we gallop on a dusty trail We will liberate all cattle, it’s impossible to fail We live on the hoof we sleep without a roof Brunching with my bronco Tonto, we eat salad of tumbleweed We know a plant-based diet is all we ever need I love cows like a Hindu I hope people dis-continue Chewing on my mooing friends To all of you, I do implore let us live on Planet Herbivore

DEADBEAT DAD IN A SAFFRON TOGA

Buddha Buddha Buddha Dude You did something very rude
You abandoned Yashodhara, your hot lactating wife
Because you wanted enlightenment, more than family life You also left Rahula, your newborn only son
‘Cause you thought navel-gazing would be much more fun

BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA DUDE DEADBEAT DAD IN A SAFFRON TOGA! GONE GAUTAMA DOING YOGA!

You snuck out of your castle
'Cause family life's a hassle
You became a holy guru
You avoided dirty diapers with the stinky boo-boo

But me - personally - I did the Daddy duty! I stayed home! As a father I suffered! and I have not recovered!

Buddha, Buddha, here's my gripe
About you getting all the hype You got sacred peace and bliss
while I slept in puddles of infant piss You got your… Nirvana
While babies barfed up on my neck
Green peas and banana

It’s not fair! It’s not fair!

BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA DUDE DEADBEAT DAD IN A SAFFRON TOGA! GONE GAUTAMA DOING YOGA!

What about me? Buddha you are idolized, praised, adored You got 30 million hits on Google while I lost 1,000 nights of sleep, now my brain's a rotten noodle

Buddha, you’re a Slacker-Pappy, you’re a quitter And now - you’re famous, and I am bitter!

BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA DUDE DEADBEAT DAD IN A SAFFRON TOGA! GONE GAUTAMA DOING YOGA!